Wouldn't ya just

Wouldn't ya just....
love 5 stinkin minutes
alone
with one or two of them idjits
that keep sending you email offers
to enlarge your penis??

I mean really?
what kind of idjit
gets involved in enlarging penis'
as a full time job?

certainly not rocket scientists,
certainly not nuclear physicists
and certainly not English Majors...

cos they'd be able to come up with a better name....

I mean...come on....
why would I trust anyone
with a name like
"PPBigger" or
"BigWackerNow"
or better yet...
"BiggerPPFaster"
and my all time favorite
"BiggestPPEver"!!!

that one surely took
a lot of thoughtful reflection
I'm sure...

do they think my pp is stupid?

not likely!
leave my penis alone!