the strangest thing

has happened

I got called for jury duty
on a criminal trial

what does one wear
to jury selection interview

someone suggested I should
paint something tribal on my head
wear a wife beater to show my tat's
and torn jeans

I'm thinkin work clothes will do

I'm slightly apprehensive
and slightly excited...

what if I put my foot in my mouth
it's a big foot and a bigger mouth
what if I embarrass myself?
what if they like me?

and want me to be on the jury?

veddy interesting....