Pink!

ok
so here's a story for ya

my riding club chapter has 130-ish members
we ride together Thursdays and Sundays
First Sunday of every month we have a MITM (meet in the middle) where we have all 5 chapters of this club that exist here on Vancouver Island get together for lunch

last Sunday was a MITM
alsoooo

a couple of Sunday's ago I was acosted by a male rider
and given a whole bunch of lip about how "unladylike" I am
how I talk like a trucker and don't dress or act very femininely
*harumph*
He of course made this statement
in front of about 40 of my friends

I listened very patiently
and then told him
"F*ck You!"
all nice and lady like...

some of you may remember the story of the little old lady that beat me up in the ladies room last year cos she thought I was a man....

So the rest of the club has this "pink" thing goin on for me...
and at last Sunday's MITM there was a presentation where I rec'd some pink suede boots, a pink suede purse, a pink suede hat, pink flip flops, pink feather boa, pink sneakers, pink nailpolish, pink lipstick, a pink tutu, pink dance slippers, pink fluffy slippers, pink fairy wings, pink feather wings, pink carry all, pink t-shrits X 7 a pink and rhinestone watch!

Finally my buddy Bryan stands up and announces that he has the present that he can't guaran-damn-tee I will use and presents me with a pink neoprene face mask for riding in the rain....it covers the bottom half of my face and has a pig's nose and a boar's teeth!

ya know what?
He's right!