I got dressed...

to go get some cream
for my freakin coffee
and the phone rang
(what kinda idiot
would phone me before coffee...

and wtf is up
with no cream in the house
on Sat morn
I can't even blame this one
on the VOD!)

so I answered
and sat down at the puter
to converse with a moron
about my household insurance
and whilst conversing
I got to paying bills n shit
on line

Pixie started barking
cos she wanted up
so to shut her up
cos I was still on the phone
I picked her up
and set her on my chest
where she promptly turned tail
and climbed under my shirt
and into my bra

this brings to mind a couple of things:
A) who knew there was room in my bra for anything else?
B) I think I've created a boob monster
C) good thing I'm single...I'd hate to have to explain these tiny nail scratches on my boobs to anyone.

and how's your morning going??