Peacock Poop

today I received
in my email
at work...

a reminder
from the University
that it is not
in our best interests
health wise
to not wear shoes
while on the property
or working
in any of the buildings
that house the Uni

cos of the
Peacock Poop

the Uni
is the home of some
fantastic
world class
gardens
and 16 peacocks

and the peacocks
range free on all of the
595 acres of Uni property

which means that
even when we are indoors
we have tracked
literally tons
of peacock poop
onto the carpets

ok?
Can I just say?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!