Spring has Sprung?

Spring has sprung
the grass is rizz
and I know where all
the whacko's live....

it's a fucking holiday
are these people all insane?

7:30 this morning
the old doll upstairs
vacuums her bedroom

the temp is 18 degrees Celsius
outside
and I can't open my door or window
cos the Voodoo God and his lovely bride
Screechin Bitch
are sitting in their yard smoking all day
and it blows directly into my apartment

then there's the VOD
who got her panties in a major wad
cos I wouldn't drive her to her banks
one 20 min away
and one up the block

"mom" I says
"it's a holiday"
"well I need to go"
"I know....but it's a holiday"
"what's that got to do with it?"
"banks close on holidays"
"well the stores are open...
it says so in all the flyers...."
"that's nice mom...but the banks
and all the government offices are closed....
that's why I have a 4 day weekend...
cos it's a holiday"
"well that's just wrong! I need to go to the bank"

then she tells me that I ignore her....
and that I'm really not a being fair to her
I guess I lost my temper
but I've been her fucking beck and call girl
for over a year
with no help or even financial assistance from
the bother or the blister
since she first got sick
all them trips to Costco
to get her drinking water
were not my fuckin idea
nor was it my idea that every single damn time
I have gone out for a meal in the past 2 years
it's been with her
cos I'm so worried about her becoming
a god damn recluse

but I'm ignoring her
and really not being fair
fine then....
let's see how fair it gets from here!

nothing like yer mother
to bring out the child in you eh?

I went out for a brief ride
but I started coughing
besides it looks like
some mental midget
scratched the Pickle again

and now the Screechin Bitch
is out in her yard
having a screechin conversation
with someone on the 3rd floor

Yup
Spring has sprung
the grass is rizz
and I know where all
the whacko's live....