On another note...

just got a call
from the VOD
(cos I'm away picking up the Pickle!)

the drunk that caused all the problems in the pub the other night
has been barred for life

the pub owner called the VOD
and apologized up the wahzoooo
that's cool for the VOD
she feels better about it now

seriously tho...if I'd have known
that they were gonna be picking up the bill
that night
I'd have had way way more cocktails!